this is for all my students and friends appearing or preparing for GRE:
this is really hilarious read along The GRE difference:
Stumbled upon this real funny stuff to differentiate between a guy whose slogged through the GRE verbals...

GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes invitreous edificeswould be advised to refrain from catapulting perilousprojectiles.
A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass housesshould not throwstones.

*GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroidminim.
NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star

*GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants mustbe interdicted.
NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers

*GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of renderingany testimony.
NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales

*GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.
NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck

*GRE STUDENT : A revolving litchi conglomerateaccumulates no congeriesof small, green, biophytic plant.
NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss