I am back from bandel yesterday. nothing special there......yester journey was just like hell..train was 4 hrs late for no good reason.....[:(]......to refresh myself I am posting here two new jokes given by siddhart[orkut profile]...enjoy....

ek din popat(tota) ek car se takra kar behoh ho jata hai.car bala popat ko apne ghar lata hai aur uska ilaz karta hai, usko khana khilata hai aur usko ek pinjre mai rak deta haijab popat ko hosh ata haipopat bolta hai, AILA, JAIL!!!Driver mar gaya kya?

7 sadhus, 7 chatai per dhyaan lagakar baithe the.Ek Aadmi aata hain aur sabse bujurg sadhu ko Pranam kar poochta hain ..."Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu...? "Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hain...aur kehtaa hain" chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta.... "