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waiting for train @ VNS station last friday..

MADHUR MANOHAR AATEEV SUNDAR.. HUMAARI KASHI....

two pics taken from the bridge between mughal sarai and varanasi from train..

Just thinking......

The greatest inspiration is often born of desperation. You can learn new things at any time in your life if you're willing to be a beginner. If you actually learn to like being a beginner, the whole world opens up to you.
-Barbara Sher

"A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. "

" There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves !!! "

hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare
hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare!!

one evening at university club....



Sweating a lot.......

McD mein kuch khayein???
nahin baad mein.....

yeh mujhe fit hain???? trial room se bahar...

chalo sale ka kuch fayada uthaya jaaye..

provoque tik rahega mere liye...haan par mein zeb ke liye nahin....

McD na sahi ..BBC hi sahi..enjoyong aalo paratha at BBC

hummmmm!!!

chalo shopping chalte hain ............par side mein Anty-ji kuch zayada hi interest le rahi hain....

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duniya ke bheer mein main kahan!!???

Some momories of IITKGP

Gangaji mein mere saare paap dhul gayee........aur Ram teri Ganga malili ho gayee

puri sabzi and jalebi shop, lanka

1. The Female always makes THE RULES.

2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.

7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The Female can change her mind at any time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.

14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.

15. If the Male doesn’t abide by THE RULES, it is because he can’t take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.

17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.

Women's English:

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry

We need = I want

It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure go ahead = I don’t want you to

I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!

You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really not going to like

I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you’re dead

Was that the baby? = Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep

I’m not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important

The same old thing = Nothing

Nothing = Everything

Everything = My PMS is acting up

Nothing, really = It’s just that you’re such an asshole

Three close-up, three moods, one me...

with my BTP team ...simanta, rajeev, neeraj and pranab in my lab on the day of BTP viva. Simanta is one of the fav student of 2007 batch.. ....one of the best thing is his "cool" attitude. After getting one of the lowest sessional in batch, he hadn't lost that attitude. This is one of the best and the rarest thing found in someone..... my good wishes are always with him and his batchmates.